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"I had forgott the fart"
"I had forgott the fart"
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The 17th Earl of Oxford went into voluntary exile for seven years because he farted while bowing to the Queen. When he returned home, the Queen welcomed him back and told him "My Lord, I had forgott the fart". Here is a shirt in his memory.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 |
| M (inches) | 29 ¼ | 20 |
| L (inches) | 30 ¼ | 22 |
| XL (inches) | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 ½ | 26 |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 ½ | 28 |
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (cm) | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M (cm) | 74.3 | 50.8 |
| L (cm) | 76.8 | 55.9 |
| XL (cm) | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL (cm) | 82.6 | 66 |
| 3XL (cm) | 85 | 71.1 |
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